Hi. My name is Alaina. I am 17 months old. Here is a little bit about me:
I enjoy trying out all available seating.
Like a baby seat
Or a swing.
Or in front of the fridge, where my mom hides all the good food.
Or on top of my daddy to wake him up.
I couldn't fit my bottom in the pan, so standing sufficed.
I also love discovering new things
Like barbecues.
And tantrums.
Ice cream!
And millipedes.
More about me:
I love to run. I never walk. Ever. I think it's funny when my mom has to chase me. It will be even funnier when she is 9 months pregnant. I wonder how fast she will be then.
I love making animal sounds. I currently do a horse, cow, monkey, and goldfish on demand.
I talk a lot. Just none of it makes sense to the grown ups.
I am scared of large men, and my home teacher, even though he is not large.
I eat more than my parents. My belly bump currently rivals my mom's.
I am growing a mullet.
I can tell you where all my body parts are.
I have my parents wrapped around my cute little finger.
