Last night, Caleb ruined Christmas for 4 young kids who came over for dinner by asking, "So, who made up the idea of Santa Clause? Was it Coca Cola?" The look on the parents' faces was priceless. Then he ruined his brother's Christmas by accidentally mentioning what his parents were getting him. He felt so bad that he sang this song all night long (Sung to Faith Hill's song from The Grinch):
Where are you Christmas?
Caleb has killed you
The magic's gone today
His words are poison
He hates the children
Why must he chase Christmas away...
